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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
taebabywhysoserious

Tumblr 2015 in a nutshell (so far)

lilsparrow72

Me, on a date: “So, what are your thoughts on the dress?”

My date: “Actually, I came here to audition for the role of Pluto and I will be singin-”

Me, immediately shoving breadsticks into purse: “I’m sorry I have to go home immediately…”

ppaniani

My date: Okay… That sounds fake but okay.

lilsparrow72

Me, gorging breadsticks into my mouth as I head out of the door: “Ugh these breadsticks are a beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure…”

hipsterkitty23

By Fallout Boy

theabcsofjustice

Throw a list of the Zodiac signs as breadsticks in there and it will be 100% complete.

smol-meme

Me: This year I lost my best friend

Them: Quit telling people I’m- JOHN CENA

aph-finland

gun

acronysm

This post will only appear once in 20000 posts. It is a very rare post. If you reblog in the next 20 seconds good fortune will come your way

zodiacdad

I’m always a slut for these memes.

safeanclsound

Me: *scrolling down dash*
My Brain: Reblog this post
Me: Why?
My Brain: You gotta

we-are-a-cyclone

Psychic: *Reads my mind*

my mind: HELLO FROM TH-

Psychic: OUTSIDE

nerdy-birdy18

*Hotline Bling plays in the distance* 

dewey-desu-system

Me.

countmysnows

concept: this post finally dying in 2016.

saitamas-hoodie

let’s leave this shit in 2015